The AI acquisition engine for Shopify brands

Zeekend finds your next customers. Then it goes and gets them.

It reads your Shopify data and finds where your customers' attention lives - newsletters, podcasts, niche creators, mailboxes. Then its AI agents create the campaigns, run them, and trace every new order back to the campaign that caused it.

Built for Shopify Live in 5 minutes
ZEEKEND · READING STORE
velocity energy · 9,214 customers
ENGINE V0 · BEHAVIORAL READ
Demo: Velocity, an energy drink brand. Read → match → launch → measure. Your store's loop looks like this.
Everywhere attention lives
The problem, plainly

Most brands buy customers from two companies.

Every year the price goes up. Meta's CPMs rose about 20% last year. The average return on a DTC ad dollar is now around 1.5x. It used to be 3 or 4.

Here's the strange part. Your customers spend most of their attention somewhere else - and almost none of it on ads. Watch a day of it below.

You could reach them there. The channels are cheaper, and nobody can bid your costs up overnight. The reason brands don't is simple: nobody could tell you which newsletter, which podcast, which creator fits your customers. Finding out took an agency and three months.

That's a reading problem. So we built a reader. Then we taught it to act.

Zeekend reads your Shopify data - every order, every interval, every product choice - and works out who your customers actually are. It names the exact places where more people like them pay attention.

Then its agents do the part that used to take three agencies. They write the postcard, the host-read script, the newsletter ad. They find the placements and draft the outreach. They send the mail. And every new order gets traced back to the exact campaign that caused it, in one dashboard. You don't get a report. You get customers.

+20%
Meta CPM increase, year over year
1.5x
Median DTC return on ad spend today
$0
Audience you own after years of ad spend
Two ways to spend

The cost of renting vs the compounding of owning.

Every acquisition dollar goes somewhere. The only question is whether it builds anything that belongs to you.

✕ What you're doing now
Meta · Google · TikTok Ads
Paid social · search · programmatic
  • You don't choose who sees your ad
  • You don't know why your CAC moves
  • The algorithm changes without warning
  • Competitors raise your costs overnight
  • Scale plateaus, then breaks
→ What you should be doing
Newsletters · podcasts · mail · creators · referrals
Owned audiences · earned attention
  • You see the audience before you pay
  • You write the copy and set the message
  • Costs are flat and predictable
  • Results trace back to specific decisions
  • What works this month works next month
Where attention actually lives

A day in your customer's attention.

Meet Maya. 26, buys Velocity, hasn't clicked an ad in years. Follow her attention through one Tuesday - and watch where Zeekend puts you.

6:42 AM

She reads one newsletter. Actually reads it.

Out of forty emails, she opens two. One is a newsletter she'd pay for. She reads the sponsor slot too, because she trusts whoever the writer trusts.

Zeekend books this slot for you
8:15 AM

A voice she's heard 200 mornings in a row.

The drive to work. Same show, same host. When he reads an ad himself, it doesn't feel like an ad. It feels like a friend's recommendation.

Zeekend writes the script and books the read
1:30 PM

A creator with 18K followers she actually knows.

Not a celebrity. A lifter she's followed for two years who answers her comments. When Sam posts a partner brand, Maya screenshots it.

Zeekend finds Sam and drafts the brief
5:50 PM

The mailbox. The one feed with no algorithm.

Every ad she saw today fought a thousand others. The postcard in her hand fights nothing. She puts it on the fridge.

Zeekend designs, prints, and mails it
11:04 PM · THE POINT

Four moments of real attention. Zeekend puts you in all of them.

Meanwhile, your Meta ad was impression #47 in her feed. She scrolled past it in 0.4 seconds. Attention wasn't the problem. Location was.

meta_feed.log → impression #47 · dwell 0.4s · scrolled past
zeekend.log → 4 placements · dwell minutes, not seconds
What you get

A file on every customer tribe hiding in your data.

Connect your store. The engine finds the buying patterns, names each group, and hands you a file: who they are, what they're worth, and the exact channels where more of them live. These are from Velocity, an energy drink brand.

File 01
Subscription-ready

The 6AM Crowd

"One can before the gym, every day. They reorder every 30 days like clockwork. They'd subscribe if you asked."

1,840customers $312avg LTV 28–34dreorder cycle
Where to find more of them
PodcastFitness host-reads93%
CreatorGym micro-creators89%
File 02
Invisible loyalists

Night Shift Regulars

"Nurses and drivers. They order at 2AM, reorder six times a year, and never open a single email."

640customers $189avg LTV 1–4AMorder window
Where to find more of them
MailWin-back postcard90%
CommunityShift-worker forums84%
File 03
Seasonal burst buyers

Exam Week Crammers

"Students. They buy cases in October, December, and May - then vanish until the next exam season."

2,300customers 3x/yrburst cycle $54Kper season
Where to find more of them
CreatorStudy-tube creators91%
NewsletterCampus newsletters86%
Every file ships with 7+ scored channels, cost estimates, and ready-to-send outreach drafts.
The agents

One agent per channel. Working while you sleep.

Four AI agents, each fluent in the channel they run. They handle creative, placement, sending, and returns - end to end.

Mail

Designs, prints, mails.

Postcards written for each segment, sent from your brand, with codes baked in. You approve, we ship.

Live
Podcasts

Writes host-reads, books shows.

Scripts in each host's voice. Placements negotiated from real benchmarks. Slot secured.

Q3 2026
Newsletters

Drafts sponsor slots, secures the spot.

Ad copy that fits each newsletter's voice. Direct outreach, real placements.

Q3 2026
Creators

Finds the right ones, briefs them.

Micro-creators who match your segments. Not celebrities - trusted voices.

Q4 2026
ZEEKEND · RETURNS
velocity energy · last 60 days
CampaignChannelSpendNew customersReturn
6AM Crowd - host-reads (3 shows) Podcast $3,600 402 4.2x
Night Shift win-back postcards Mail $770 118 5.1x
Crammers - study creators (6) Creator $2,400 655 3.4x
Every order traced · by code, match-back, or holdout group

The math should be boringly obvious.

We're not selling a report. We're not selling a dashboard you check once a month. Zeekend finds the customers, runs the campaigns, and shows you what came back. If it doesn't bring you customers worth far more than it costs, don't pay us.

Early access is live while we work with our first few brands.

Customer worth (avg LTV, Velocity)$312
Cost via Meta today$27–45
Cost via matched podcast host-read$9–14
New customers from one good match100+/mo
What a single match is worth$2–4K/mo saved
Illustrative numbers from the Velocity demo. Your read produces your numbers.
founder-run onboarding

Your data already knows.
Let it talk.

Apply for early access. I read every application myself and reply within 48 hours to the brands we can genuinely help.

You're talking to a founder, always